Bein’ a hot mess ain’t easy but it sure is common.
In fact, it’s one of the most popular topics in the parenting meme-iverse and recognized as the international symbol of acceptance among many parenting communities. Solidarity sister, we are in this sh*tshow together.
Check out these memes if you want to feel better about walking around all day with a chili stain on your crotch or accidentally sending a sext to your kid’s teacher. We gotchu, fam.
There’s nothing more versatile than the coveted baby wipe; you can use it for counters, asses and faces. (Just not in that order.)
I’m not lying when I say that dishes are the worst. I’m also not lying when I say the Skip The Dishes app is my new best friend.
Ahh cereal, a dinner time staple. Can I interest you in Le Chocolat De Count or Crème de la Cheerios?
I mean, I’m not going to do anything about it other than find a new excuse for my hot mess couture, but…..
From pregnancy glow to aww hell no. You might not even see it coming but after a few years of being a SAHM, there’s a trainwreck leaving the station and you’ll be on it.
Luckily for us hot mess moms, camera filters have come a long way over the years and we can now easily hide those eye bags and chin hairs with a flip of a switch. Just don’t forget to flip that switch, because no one needs to know how hairy and sleep deprived we really are.
It’s complicated, don’t ask questions.
Spoiler alert: Still a hot mess, but a hot mess with amazing hair.
Surely this is a conspiracy, right? My Snapchat filters have led me to believe that I’m supposed to have butterflies floating around my head, giant eyes and glowing skin at all times. So who’s that swamp donkey in the security camera? I demand answers!
I slipped into something a little more comfortable for you, I know how much you love Crocs and ripped sweatpants. Now get over here and run your fingers through my greasy hair before I’m not in the mood again.
ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD!! We’re all gonna dieeeee.
You know what Susan, my kid is trying to take a dump behind that tree and I gotta bounce.
You might be a hot mess if this is a recurring fear you have every time you’re out in public now.
Where do I sign up because this is literally the only type of mom meetup I’d be on board for. I’ll bring the donuts and vodka.
TRYING is the key word here. Spoiler alert: I don’t.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! SEND BACKUP! And can you stop and grab me a latte from Starbucks when you’re on the way here? My caffeine levels are dropping rapidly and I may need an IV.
Friends don’t let friends feel bad about how clutter-filled and messy their house is. They just push some crap out of the way to make a path to the wine.
If you haven’t though about handing your kids off to strangers at least once, are you even a hot mess who is desperate for a break?
It brings a tear to my eye *Sniffle*
Mommy needs a LOT more beauty sleep okay, kids? Wake me up if anyone is bleeding or the house is on fire.
About to lose it in 3, 2, 1……
You mean 10 as in 10 thousand, right? *gulp*
And that’s on a GOOD day to be honest.
The good news is that you can shove all your dresses into the back of your closet along with your razor.
I don’t care where we go or how bad my hair looks as long as there are no kids and lots of alcohol.
Wait, what are these real pants you speak of???!
I mean, it’s basically the same. Except way less f*cks and a lot more caffeine.
I paid $50 for this shit, it better make me look like Beyoncé within the next hour.
Actually I can and I will. And if you have any more thoughts about this, tomorrow I’ll wear my robe and slippers too.
Mysterious and interesting, yes, that sounds so much nicer than shit show hot mess.
This is basically my mantra. Holla.
Make it a Venti Grande Tall Extra Large with 2 shots of new life who dis?
Are there people who don’t do this? Teach me your sorcery.
All this junk is just adding a natural rustic touch to the wood grain, so who’s the real winner here?
The lady on the right looks like a hell of a lot more fun anyways. Just sayin.